Casey and The Kidd, those lovable, lithe and lethal lesbian serial killers are the feature attraction on tonight's live broadcast of the top-rated murder reality TV show, America's Least Wanted. But who is the woman making wallets in the occupational therapy ward of the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane? She claims she's committed every one of the 42 murders attributed to Casey & The Kidd -- and she also can show you all the right scars to prove she was the victim of each and every kill.

Warning: This Play Contains Queer Sex, Wet Blood, and Murder Most Foul If you're not faint of heart, and if you can make it past the metal detectors installed at San Francisco's Theatre Rhinoceros especially for this production, then come watch the bullets fly, the knives plunge, and the mystery unravel in this darkly comic masterpiece described by award-winnning playwright Kate Bornstein as " ...a complexly tragic comedy loosely based on my own life."